May 2013
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asophisticatedcreeper:
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground
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so i wanted to start a revolution
sorry-so-sorry:
so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries
ok let me try again
what
that’s not exactly what i was looking for but
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um
dang i thought i was getting somewhere
yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
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April 2013
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himapapaftw:
the—police:
lifelesswitch:
plot twist: senpai hopes you notice him
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so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
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cjhatesboredom:
meanwhile in twitter…
moments later…
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Interesting Fact About 千と千尋の神隠し
fivebrights:
cering:
I’ve noticed that several of my followers are Miyazaki fans, so I thought I share this little tidbit of information with you about Spirited Away.
I always wondered why the symbol “ゆ” (said “yu”) was on the door to the bath house. I asked my Japanese teacher, and he wasn’t too sure so I did a little research.
The symbol is used on the entrance to 温泉 (onsen) and 銭湯...
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sarahdwaynecarter:
Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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rubato:
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lofticri3s:
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rocker310:
stylishirish:
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stylishirish:
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may...
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Moo says the Girl: behind1nnocent3yes:... →
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strikeraider:
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scuzzmutt:
what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach…
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March 2013
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theartofknightjj:
beeftony:
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cassassafrass:
no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston
He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,
My, he so fly, dat Gaston
#beauty and the beast 2013: the streets
I am SO sorry..
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heysawbones:
Nobody ever talks about what happens once senpai notices you.
