asophisticatedcreeper:

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

shadowsofwho:

Not mine. I just wanted to have them together and in order.

this is glorious

I don’t even watch this show and this is STILL amazing!

(Source: jhermann)

karinabcarians:

shawn hunter and cory matthews: the ship that ships itself.

<3

(Source: darrencirss)

so i wanted to start a revolution

sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

ok let me try again

what

that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

…

um

dang i thought i was getting somewhere

yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

lemonzuest:

hardestcopy:

chellodello:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

Oh my GOD THIS IS REAL?

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY].GIF

can we just take a moment to think about how marvel realized how upset we where and how we blatantly refused to accept his death and decided to make a whole new spinoff full of badass agents and bring him back to life because holy fucktruck we were upset

This was enough for me to break my Tumblr silence. COULSON LIVES!!

(Source: tifferini)

himapapaftw:

the—police:

lifelesswitch:

plot twist: senpai hopes you notice him

(Source: gaybabypatrol)

so today I called customer support for my mac

Me:

The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy:

Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me:

I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG:

Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me:

. . .
Me:

What did you just say?
CSG:

Have you tried turning it-
Me:

Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG:

. . .
CSG:

. . .
CSG:

You watch-
Me:

FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG:

OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me:

YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG:

So which episode are you watching?
Me:

The Great Game.
CSG:

Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me:

Is there some way I can tip you or something?

annaakana:

Rachel Rostad - “To JK Rowling, from Cho Chang” (CUPSI 2013 Finals) (by Button Poetry)

I have to agree. As an actor, so many scripts that I read have Asian roles so type casted. I am tired of playing stereotypes. I am tired of watching them.

This also makes me feel very excited about Riley Rewind, whose two main characters are minorities (myself, and Lamar Legend who is black), and its main love story is a gay love story. And there’s also a handicapped kid. Ha.

Powerful and accurate in a lot of ways

misterjmasters:

the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

minuiko:

“Must’ve slipped my mind.”

Oh my God

Oh my God!

OH MY GOD!!!! 8D

Petition to have Lion King remade with minuiko’s designs instead of lions.

HOT. DAMN.

WHOA.

enjolrasthechief:

I CAN’T THIS IS PERFECT

I just giggled WAY too loud at this! XD

(Source: qchord)

ca-crave:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

This is good